- December 1 is National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
- December 2 is National Fritters Day
- December 3 is National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
- December 4 is Wear Brown Shoes Day
- December 5 is National Sacher Torte Day
- December 6 is National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
- December 7 is National Cotton Candy Day
- December 8 is Take It In The Ear Day
- December 9 is National Pastry Day
- December 10 is Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
- December 11 is National Noodle Ring Day
- December 12 is National Ding-A-Ling Day
- December 13 is Ice Cream and Violins Day
- December 14 is National Bouillabaisse Day
- December 15 is National Lemon Cupcake Day
- December 16 is National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
- December 17 is Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
- December 18 is National Roast Suckling Pig Day
- December 19 is Oatmeal Muffin Day
- December 20 is Games Day
- December 21 is Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day
- December 22 is National Date-Nut Bread Day
- December 23 is Roots Day
- December 24 is National Egg Nog Day
- December 25 is National Pumpkin Pie Day
- December 26 is National Whiners Day
- December 27 is National Fruitcake Day
- December 28 is Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
- December 29 is Pepper Pot Day
- December 30 is Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
- December 31 is Unlucky Day
Is that not totally weird? I mean, some of them I can understand like December 24 being "National Egg Nog Day" and December 25 being "National Pumpkin Pie Day" because on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day you drink egg nog and eat pumpkin pie, but December 8 being "Take It in the Ear Day". I don't get that. Not only does it not make any sense but it's completely perverted. I don't know where they get those holidays from sometimes.
