Question?

Why do teachers all give tests on the same day? Is it some kind of conspiracy or something? Do they get together and discuss which day to have tests so you can have three or four tests in one day? I have a test in Anat. & Phys., Chem. II, and Eng. IV tomorrow- and I can't even study because I have to tutor tonight! My gah!
Well, on a happier note, I talked to my guy last night and we're a-okay again, so there's no more dogs who love cats for now. Mom's pressuring me to make plans with him for the weekend tonight so she can figure out what day she wants to see her man.
What do ya'll think of this quote:

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little to no influence on
society."--Mark Twain

Or how about this one:

"George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of
youth. He could not even lie."--Mark Twain

I'm trying to find an interesting, insightful, funny senior quote. Let me know what ya'll think.

Cats Who Love Dogs

I love my boyfriend (guess who's the cat and who's the dog?), I just want to make that clear, I love him dearly- I just need to vent, on the Internet. As I said, I love him, but this is the second time we've dated and I'm afraid that he's doing the same things that caused us to break up last time. And if he starts doing what he did that caused us to break up, then I'll start doing what I did that caused us to break up and we'll break up. And I don't want that.

Cow-Eating Tree

I heard about this tree in India that grabbed this cow right off the ground and tried to eat it. Why in the world would a tree try to eat a cow; I thought trees used- not even actually ate, used!- soil, water, sunshine, and a few other things. I didn't think they ATE COWS! What is this world coming to when cows aren't safe from trees?! Luckily, the cow was saved by some villagers who beat up the tree. Oh well, I guess there's no reason to cry over almost-eaten-by-a tree cow.