Who are these Team Jacob people?

Who are these Team Jacob people? I understand how you could be a little upset with Edward for leaving in New Moon, but how could you completely switch to liking Jacob? Yeah, he's great for Bella when Edward's gone, but then when Edward comes back he becomes such a jerk. He rats her out so that she'll get grounded--what kind of friend does that? Then he just acts like a douche & bitches at Bella at how she shouldn't be with Edward and how unnatural vampires are, even though he's a werewolf because his ancestor shared a wolf's body to avoid moving on when someone stole his while he was out of it. Real natural, wolf boy (*cough*hypocrite*cough*).
I've been in an Eclipse-like situation & I haven't acted like Jacob. I want to deserve my man when I win him over. I haven't told his girlfriend how he feels about me because I'm not going to force his hand. When we spend time together, I don't bitch at him at how much prettier I am than her (note: I am in fact prettier than her, and that's an honest observation, not conceit or pettiness) or anything like that, or tell him that how much better for him than she is. I don't want to ruin the time we spend together like Jacob ruined the time he and Bella spent together by harping on him leave his girlfriend (again, like Jacob harped on Bella to leave Edward). I'm not going to lie to him or force myself on him like Jacob. I will deserve my victory. If he leaves his girlfriend for me, it's going to be because he sees, through our time together, that he likes how I treat him and feels he'd rather be with me, not because I manipulated him or forced myself on him. You can say all day long that you never know what you would do until you're in that situation--well, I've been in that situation, heck I'm in that situaion RIGHT NOW, and I can honestly say that I haven't acted like him & can't respect his tactics. I can't see how anyone can prefer a man who would leave you if it meant you would be happy to a man who bashes your beloved and manipulates you and forces himself on you.
Can any Team Jacobers explain this to me?

Sorry for the Sporadic Posts

Ugh, I am getting so lazy with this blog, but I promise I'm going to try to do better. Anyway, tomorrow's my 20th birthday & I'm psyched. My roommate made me a Twilight-themed birthday cake. Here are some pictures of the cake:

front view

right view

left view

top view

rear view

Pretty sweet cake, huh? The figurines are Edward, Bella, Jacob, & Renesmee; then there's the apple from the Twilight cover & the chess pieces and board from the Breaking Dawn cover; the grass is from the meadow; and the stuff around the cake represents First Beach (roomie is a wolf girl after all--gotta put some Rez in there somewhere).

I've had some romantic trouble recently, but I'm over that now--never make someone a priority that considers you an option.

I think I'm going to help my mom get a Facebook--I know I said I don't think parents who have teens on FB should be on Facebook, but mom won't use hers to spy on me (and after tomorrow I won't be a teen anymore anyway--haha). I still think there are some rules of ettiquette if you are the parent of a FB user who wants to get a Facebook; they are as follows:

1. Don't use it to spy on your kid; Facebook was created for social networking, not parental snooping
2. Don't post anything embarassing on your kid's Wall or any humiliating photos in your albums
3. Be careful when adding your kid's friends--it's better they come to you, especially if you've only met them recently

These are just some basics rules to follow--anything else is on a case-to-case basis between you and your kid.

I got the Us Weekly's special New Moon issue; I split the posters with my roomie because 1)I wanted to show her that I appreciated the effort it took to make that cake 2) I have no idea where I would put 7 posters--4 is much more manageable.

AngstGoddess003 wrote a one-shot to tide over her readers while she slaves over the Wide Awake epilogue--it's called Great Vexations. It's a slashfic, which I thought I would never like, but I do how she wrote it. It is SO GOOD! Go read it--now.

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