Weird March Holidays

I've done this for December and May, so I guess I'll do it for March since February is half-way over.

• March 1- National Pig Day; Peanut Butter Lover's Day
• March 2-8- National Pet Sitters Week
• March 2- Old Stuff Day
• March 3- National Education Association Read Across America Day; National Anthem Day; If Pets had Opposable Thumbs Day
• March 4- Vermont Statehood Day; Holy Experiment Day; International Scrap booking Day
• March 5- National Multiple Personalities Day
• March 6- National Frozen Food Day
• March 7- National Crown Roast of Pork Day (ironic it's in the same month as National Pig Day)
• March 8- Be Nasty Day
• March 9- Panic Day
• March 10- Festival of Life in the Cracks Day; Middle Name Pride Day
• March 11- Johnny Appleseed Day; Worship of Tools Day; Check Your Batteries Day
• March 12- Alfred Hitchcock Day; Plant a Flower Day
• March 13- Jewel Day; Ear Muff Day; National Open an Umbrella Inside Day
• March 14- National Potato Chip Day; National Save a Spider Day
• March 15- Buzzards Day; Everything You Think is Wrong Day; Ide of March
• March 16- Everything You Do is Right Day (to balance out the day before)
• March 17- Submarine Day; also St. Patrick's Day, but that's a given
• March 18- Supreme Sacrifice Day
• March 19- Poultry Day
• March 20- Absolutely Incredible Kid Day; Festival of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day; Proposal Day
• March 21- National Common Courtesy Day; Fragrance Day
• March 22- National Goof-off Day; Roller coaster Day
• March 23- National Chip and Dip Day; National Organize Your Home Office Day (your debt for goofing off on March 22)
• March 24- National Chocolate-Covered Raisins Day
• March 25- Pecan Day; Waffle Day
• March 26- Spinach Festival Day; Make Up Your Own Holiday Day (probably when these weird holidays were created)
• March 27- National "Joe" Day ("Joe" as in men named Joe or "Joe" as in coffee?)
• March 28- Something on a Stick Day
• March 29- Festival of Smoke and Mirrors Day; National Mom Pop Business Owners Day
• March 30- 150th Anniversary of the Pencil Patent; I am in Control Day; Take a Walk in the Park Day
• March 31- Eiffel Tower Anniversary; Bunsen Burner Day; National Clams on the Half-Shell Day

I got this information from the Real Estate Blog.