Question?

Why do teachers all give tests on the same day? Is it some kind of conspiracy or something? Do they get together and discuss which day to have tests so you can have three or four tests in one day? I have a test in Anat. & Phys., Chem. II, and Eng. IV tomorrow- and I can't even study because I have to tutor tonight! My gah!
Well, on a happier note, I talked to my guy last night and we're a-okay again, so there's no more dogs who love cats for now. Mom's pressuring me to make plans with him for the weekend tonight so she can figure out what day she wants to see her man.
What do ya'll think of this quote:

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little to no influence on
society."--Mark Twain

Or how about this one:

"George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of
youth. He could not even lie."--Mark Twain

I'm trying to find an interesting, insightful, funny senior quote. Let me know what ya'll think.